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[HOOK]:
Taymoo, mitch is 1% for cdew,
but he’s 99% for you, It’s true,
Do you still have love for mitch?
TAYLOOOOR, please love mitch don’t make him sad,
Would you love him if he was bad? Not glad?
Would you still have love for mitch?
[Verse 1]:
I know your love for him was probly short, it came and went,
But can you keep the dream alive despite that 1%
You should date mitch, he’s truly rank 1 Gentleman
Fuck a wedding ring he’ll buy you cake from Entenmann’s
He’s lookin for love like I’m lookin for mankrik’s wife.
you’re the raid boss he’s been tryna slay his whole life,
But every time he tries to spit game he always wipes,
Do you cry inside evry time he calls you on skype?
Mitch’s tired of goin solo, he’s looking for more,
He’ll take you to see lady gaga down in darkshore,
And swifty’s custom razer naga, it could be yours.
What are you waiting for? the molten core he knows the lore.
I know you and mitch are still in the awkward flirty sage,
Will you ascend again girl pop that shamanistic rage.
Will you bend over for a bit and pop that disengage?
How old are you? 19 hmm that’s a good age.
The first date awkward as fuck, you tried to meet up in the shrine.
Girl you can wine and dine with swine till nine in silverpine
Would you do transmog runs down in caverns of time?
Fuck a side quest you’re the main storyline
[HOOK]
[Verse 2]:
Did you forget he’s a glad, tyrannical and grievous?
I got an idea and trust me taymoo this one’s genius
There’s this incredible mount, no one has ever seen it.
Imagine riding on top of mitch jones’s baby penis.
Having mitch in your life is good, girl I got proof
First date, donations and views they went through the roof
I got a serious question, and please tell the truth,
Do you take it up the butt like brewmaster boof?
JK don’t answer that I know that questions really heinous.
Boofing is slang meaning consuming things right through your anus.
But disregard that 1%, forget mitch’s gayness,
Would you date him knowing that he’s internet famous?
Watching him spit game makes me wish I was dead in hell,
One date, suddenly he wants to meet you IRL
Imma say this right now taymoo, I’ll be honest,
Mitch jones is hooked on you just like abdou is hooked on phonics
Hand in hand through the dark portal, to shattrath,
Would you see goldshire, admire all the cows and grass?
Would you prefer a fire mage poppin a pyroblast?
I think that’s enough questions that I’ve asked (let’s hear that hook again)
[HOOK]
[Verse 2]:
I watch you stream you’re rockin cow suits
And I don’t blame you mitch dam that girl is hella cute,
Relationship had windows update now gotta reboot
Then you can show him you know how to play a skin flute
Believe me, dating mitch jones is low risk,
He wouldn’t hurt a fly poppin that there destructo disk.
When it comes to talkin to grills, I know he’s not slick
But he could teach you PVP skills, real quick.
When it comes to arena, he’s still high ranked
But will you protect mitch if he ever got ganked?
If you do, you’ll get thanked and spanked in his garrison,
Would you let him break your wep like his name’s Harrison?
Harrison ditch jones, that’s a 5 drop.
He’ll teach you how to ride faster, he’s got a riding crop
Watchmeblink in cata, mitch jones of mop
the law is now digging ditches, and but I promise he’ll stop
He’ll take you out for a tour of boars in orgrimmar,
Wanna get stoned in stonard you don’t have to travel far.
He makes portals who cares if he’s got a nice car
Or you can stare up at the stars up out in gromgar.
Mitch will help you hunt treasures, camp rare spawns
Awkward skype calls all the way from sunset till dawn.
He’s rank 1 but talkin to you is still really hard,
He tries to sheep you, but it’s comin out triple DR
Taymoo he needs you just like a warlock needs soul shards,
Will you hop up in his rocket, and look at the stars?
Right now he needs you, he’s stranded out in the great sea
believe in mitch and taymoo lemme hear you TWITCH TV I SAID
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[Intro]:
Yuri got me up all night, fappin to these doujinshi
Yuri got me up all night, rappin just like tunechi
Yuri got me up all night, fappin till I’m like kimochi
Yuri got me up all night, mikuru x haruhi
Yuri got me up all night, fappin to these doujinshi
Yuri got me up all night, rappin just like tunechi
Yuri got me up all night, fappin till I’m like kimochi
Yuri got me up all night, yuri got me up all night
[Verse 1]:
I remember when I saw sono hanabira
I thought to myself damn man, how could I be a
Pedophile, man these childs, DFC Lolita
It’s a race – I’m finishin fast like a cheetah
But what a nigga do?
Nuttin but pantsu.
They say “senpai uguu”
They say “itai iku”
Underaged anime – feels wrong uh.
Can’t resist this hentai manga
Loli, serafuku, hair blond uh
damsel in distress call me king kong yuh
that’s how it’s gonna be, only doujinshi I see is yuri.
Call a grand jury, fappin with fury.
Forget about okaa-san I wanna do her daughter
Scratch that, they can do each other cause that’s hotter.
Okaa-san can role play, pretend to be a doctor,
Eat the box, itadakimasu, like it’s an honor.
[Pre-chorus]:
Madoka, Homura. OTP so tragic.
Hit up fakku, type madoka – them girls is magic.
Sailor Neptune, Sailor Uranus – that’s yuri OG.
No chocolate, I like it vanilla. No chicks wit dicks, no futanari.
[Hook]:
Yuri, yuri, yuri – it’s got me up all night
Yuri, yuri, yuri – fappin to these doujinshi
Yuri, yuri, yuri – it’s got me up all night
Yuri, yuri, yuri – it’s got me up all night
[Verse 2]:
I’m talkin anime girls with disabilities
I Tell a hentai bitch “take responsibility”
Yuri girls scissor. Hip mobility.
Don’t give a fuck about their incompatability.
Don’t care if anime girls lacking in fertility.
Cause contraceptives always lack in durability.
Anime girls #1 desirability,
Fakku causing yuri manga availability.
School girls in short skirts, go together like ernie and bert
I’m a pervert watching yuris hurt until they squirt,
When I finish, I watch seconds I call it dess ert
Who cares if they don’t have a penis that they can insert?
If I were anime, you know I’d be a dumb flirt.
Idolmaster orgy? Heh, that’s a cumcert.
Look up to kamina, he look down from above
I just wanna watch Nia and Yoko make love.
[Pre-chorus]
[Hook]
[Outro] (x2):
Otaku rap king, baka this my throne.
Could make it rain with all this hentai I own.
They got me saying yabadabadoo like I’m fred flintstone,
Only thing that I do, is watch yuri at home
All these yuri girls brusing their hip bones,
All these yuri girls kimochi lewd moans,
Don’t give a fuck if she’s a loli or if she’s grown.
Not straight, wait – this a no dick zone.
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3. |
I'm Otaku (Remix)
04:47
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[Intro]
Notice me, Notice me
Got these kohai bitches sayin “senpai notice me”
[Hook](x2):
Yeah bitch, Yeah bitch, oreimo
Yeah bitch, Yeah bitch, oreimo
Baka gajin, all these baka gaijin
Baka gaijin, still watchin Naruto
[Verse 1]:
Yeah bitch, Yeah bitch, call me eskooz
Man that Ore no Imouto shit is 2 LEWD
I’m otaku, been that way for a while fool
I’m watchin anime erry single day, man you can’t fucks wit my waifu
You haven’t heard, Of Lupin the Third?
Got my jimmies stirred, Cause that’s just absurd.
Your waifu’s hurt, you stupid nerd,
Those drill curls, I don’t prefer.
Saw your anime list, now I’m concerned.
Haven’t seen Bebop? That shit’s unheard.
Still got waifus all over the world,
And Asuka’s still best girl.
[Verse 2]:
You say you’re otaku, but you haven’t seen Champloo?
And yeah Menma’s cute, but she ain’t no Anaru
I fucks wit steins;gate. Best girl? Clearly Kurisu,
Mayuri gangster as fuck, I throw that crip sign and go TUTTURU.
Naruto, you’re still foaming
Over, but that shit’s 2 boring
I’m like a wandering ronin
I’ll jump all over your shonen
You can call me senpai too, cause yo my taste is the best,
But yo I’ll steal your waifu, got that bitch sitting on my desk,
BAKA
[Hook] (x2):
[Verse 3]:
I’m watching shit from ‘99
Sit down, re-watch Bebop time,
Got a little Corgi named Ein,
Spike Spiegel, Faye Valentine.
Already told you, Cowboy Bebop
Golden Boy, even though it has no plot.
Shinji, get in the FUCKING robot.
Thermal expansion, that shit is so hot.
Yeah I’m watching Evangelion too,
Sorry it’s 2deep4u,
Don’t watch those re-builds, overinflated like asuka’s plugsuit
Anime just ain’t the same no more,
WATCHU YOU MEAN BODACIOUS PIRATES IN SPACE?
I don’t wanna mess around wit 3D hoes,
ONLY ASUKA ON A BODY PILLOW CASE
[Hook]:
[Verse 4]
kill la kill save anime, Ryuuko and satsuki,
Get hyped every Thursday, Nui – that’s bitch is OP,
But I won’t lose my way, No less than 1080p,
catch me eatin croquets, fan service, can’t complain.
And yo last I checked you, haven’t shown respect to,
Dat kamui senketsu, cause niggas getting recked dude.
And yo I tried, but attack on Titan,
MCs undying, these baka Gaijns
[Verse 5]:
He says “I like anime”, watches Legend of Korra,
Nigga PLEASE, haven’t you seen watched Toradora?
My little pony? Oh my GOD. Oh the HORROR,
Please get out of my phase with your euphoric fedora.
Yeah bitch, yeah bitch Oreimo,
I’ve got good taste, you’re still finding Nemo,
Download fansubs every single week
Do you even fucking lift you baka gaijin bitch geek?
[Verse 6]:
Minna urasai.
Damn man these fucking baka gai
Jin, listenin to my shit telling me I need to fucking die,
The want me dead, because I said “your waifu’s trash tier”,
No one likes them dumb cat ears,
I’m drinkin those salty butthurt tears, fierce.
What I need to work fo? What I need to work fo?
Hikikomori from head to toe like: “what I need to work fo?”
What do I need this shirt fo
I cosplay shit like I’m nudist beach,
Fuck naruto, SAO and bleach,
these baka gaijins I gotta teach.
[Hook] (x2):
[Outro]:
Now there he go that’s esKooZ
I said, Now there he go that’s esKooZ
Your boy John Half White – that nigga’s 2lewd
Now there he go that’s esKooZ
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4. |
Kick Down the Gates
07:06
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[Verse 1]:
I’m choking every spell cleave, cloaking every deep freeze,
Blind into a vanish sap, Then focus redirect a kidney,
Healer sittin endless CC, Chains going to infinity,
I got my trinket kid don’t you even try to burst me,
Keep that feint up 24/7 you can never hurt me,
Mage YOLO blocked, he’s thirsty. With death he’s hella flirty,
My flow is hella nerdy, my rogue is hella dirty.
Shadowstep kicked that poly, mage must’ve popped a molly,
Deadly throw, he’s frost locked, he can’t block, I’m jolly,
Mages try to stop me, warlock try to stop me
Escape artist, fuck your snares I DARE YOU TRY TO STOP ME.
Game over. Damage meters, casters yo they never top me.
burst of speed, close the gap, it’s a wrap – that’s all I need.
If shit gets scary vanish, open with a bleed.
Just call me samx. All I say is “Garrote kidney”
Or call me pikaboo, rank 1 aint no one fuckin wit me.
This song’s about the rogue class, turn up we da best
Class skill-cap off the map a mile above the rest,
other classes can’t contest, so many keybinds got me stressed
Challenger rogue mechanics make me start to feel distressed.
Watching those noobs makes me cringe like a mitchjones quest
[Hook](x2):
Kick down the gates, /dance it’s GG
Even kripp’s sayin “this guy’s class is CRAZY”
Better have a trinket for the garrote kidney
Rogue game on point, you ain’t fuckin wit me
[Verse 2]:
RIP BC Level 19 Rogue “twinky”
RIP my main man swifty’s missing pinky
Shout out to woundman cause the combat dream is real
We don’t fuck around, 8 second kidney shot peel.
These PHDKs me wish I was deceased
Backpedaling bads make my health bar rapidly decrease.
When it comes to skill cap, DKs probly got the least
Hunter’s beast mastery spec but I’m the one who’s truly master beast.
DK in blood presence, that’s really fucking gay
not homosexual, not what I meant to say.
That DK self-healing is really just so overpowered
Pops conversion, afks, and somehow lives over an hour.
Hunter tries to trap, I shadowstep onto my priest,
They fear him into Africa, they grip me to the middle east.
Kill command. Kill shot. Killing with deadliness.
But I play prepared. 2 words: combat readiness
My mechanics are legendary, yours are uncommon
My MMR’s filet mignon and yours is simply top ramen
Opponents rage in skype when I’m kidney smoke bombin,
the way I lust for blood homie you’d think I was a shaman
All these DKs make my boil
But my bags and packs and sacks are all stacked with stacks of oil
I’m on adrenaline rush, that’s always how I strive
Badnit’s guile. Killing spree.WOUNDMAN KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE.
[Hook](x2):
[Verse 3]:
Talkin bout mutilate cause it’s fucking ideal yo,
Playing assasination like my name is neilyo,
Cloak and dagger, 3 cheap shots, that’s how I peel yo
Better /afk your fate’s already sealed bro
I’m original like venom zest, rzn a step above the rest,
Death from above who would’ve guessed, vendetta cause a killing fest,
Epic just like a vengeful chest, not a tank but I’m causin threat,
Better bubble, you’re marked for death, hold up yo lemme catch my breath.
[Verse 4]:
Been playing sub since back when every priest could mana burn and mind control,
I’m playing sub just like I’m 16 years old
I’m playing sub, not mutilate I don’t do what I’m told.
Season 12 I played sub when EVERYBODY ELSE REROLLED.
AR’s cool, vendettas cool, but they don’t stand a chance,
Against the utility and burst of mother fucking shadowdance.
FOTM warriors sitting in that glad stance,
Same kids that rerolled mop, ascending on shit as enhance.
But rogues got bigger threats, it’s time yo check the clock
Every retribution pally screaming “FREE SAM KWOK.”
They run into arena and just pop avenging wrath
Slice and dice, nerve strike, I’ll take his life, it’s simple math
How to beat rets in arena? Yo don’t even think.
TRAIN EVERYTHING THAT YOU SEE THAT’S PINK.
These trash rat rets are all retarded and identical,
Call me alignest – other classes eat my fucking genitals
Explosive trap sends me flying half way across the map,
My priest life grips me, focus shadow dance sap
I blind the healer’s trinket, I’m sayin this is how we do
Rank 1 rapping rogue eskooz, call me reckful fuckin 2
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[Hook]:
I’m talkin bout Three Amigos
Talkin bout Three Amigos
Farm so much, they shop home depot
Talkin bout Three Amigos.
[Verse 1]:
Facial hair like a hobo.
Deep, sheep, their health spikin like a yoyo.
Playin fire that’s a nono.
Pet nova, Ice lance thrice nice, ice flows.
Venruki been rank 1 since the game was only vengeful,
Always Gladiator yeah you know he’s never dreadful.
Fingers of frost proc *pop pop* they drop, it an’t gentle.
Freezing your brain, these CC Chains makin these healers go mental.
Wind walkin not shit talkin homie that’s a nono
Kids think he’s kooky venfuki dat monk from Tokyo
Get spooked cause it’s not a fluke when venfuki solo
1v3, fist a hole in your ass bigger than holes in the ozone.
[Refrain]:
Mana strudels I got mana strudels
Mana strudels I got mana strudels,
Get low I pop a health stone,
Wind shearin every cyclone.
[Hook]:
[Verse 2]:
Yeah you know he got that crowd control (on lock)
Eatin enemy health bars just like a sushi roll (spell lock)
Won more tournaments than tom brady’s won superbowls
Go to bed cause I said you’re dead beheaded and shredded when he pop pin dark soul.
He’s playin destruction, plays demonology, always main speccin affliction
He waited, then gated, get bated, you haters, incineratin with conviction
It’s not a fable, dots are unstable, agony always cause friction
In your health bars, causin scars, these noobs keep bitchin
Challengers say snutz only plays op classes but we know that is fiction
Multi classin to glad real fast, hunter, rogue, warrior, warlock no class restriction
THAT’S WHAT MONEY DO – saying it with distinct diction
Don’t matter the date, or the place, or the class, or the race – SNUTZ CAUSE CRUCIFIXIONS.
[Refrain]
[Hook]
[Verse 3]:
You know what time it is the healer god has praise due
From time to time he’s droppin hots and dots on cdru
Never dying, death defying on that cindylou
I’m talkin bout the one and only shaman cdew
MoP he was stomping the ladders bubble and renew
This season’s about them melee cleaves training every blue.
Fake casting interrupts so shiesty call him cjew
Asendence, NS, health bars lookin fresh, the enemy just QQ’s.
Throw down a healing stream and chill behind a pillar,
Always saving his trinket until he needs it damn yo what a thriller,
Druid’s sittin full hex, I’m sittin perplexed thinkin “damn his CC’s killer”
Fuck what you heard, challenger nerds, three loco be farmin harder than the tillers
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