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Got Madoka-
And Haruhi Suzumiya-
Hey Dokuro-chan,
I'll be your Onii-san.
I'm countin all,
The days until comic-con,
You know who we are,
We got waifus all over the world.
So many waifus dawg, it's only right that I show you what it's like to be me,
I've got more figurines than you could ever imagine, but when I see a girl I like I walk up to the store clerk and I'm like:
Hello sir, how you doin?
This is the figure that I'm really pursuin,
And I would love to buy her, how much do I have to pay,
I'm gonna put it her on my desk and fap to her every day.
Every man's got a unique concept of beauty --
You like a girl with a booty? Well I like a girl that are 2D.
Blue hair, short skirt, they never say no to me,
I think you'll agree they're so fucking kawaii.
Vagina?, I'm a vegetarian, oh well,
3D radiates that nauseating fish taco smell,
Those guys they be wishin of kissing and being a loving man-
But man I'm just sittin teeth grinning bro I just use my hand.
You should come into my weeaboo den,
New oreimo figurine, got it for 2000 yen.
And you should see the look in my eyes,
When I see my waifu wearin pink striped thigh highs.
And I'm a loli kinda guy as far as fetishes go,
With a beard that stretches down from my neck to my toes.
It's not unusual to hear that I'm weird,
Cause I talk to my figurines and like to comb my neck beard.
So what I've never had sex?
Been in tons of relationships, never had an ex.
When you see my wall scrolls man, please don't pout,
I've mastered all the dating sims, every single route.
KS? Yeah the best, 50 days /played,
I'm a master of crippled girls, eventually I'll get laid.
J List .com, Hobby search isn't bad
Amiami's got plenty of those Oppai mouse pads.
But you know I can't sleep at night
Without my dakimakura nigga it just ain't right
Going outside? Yeah that really isn't fun,
I don't need the sun; my computer's got a 2D one.
I'm a neet who's got garbage his over his floor
But My Anime List is perfect, probably better than yours.
I'm the number one elitist, kid you can't touch me.
You like K-ON? PLEASE, gave that shit a three...
My tastes are superior, critiques won't stop.
Your favorite anime? Saw the first episode and then DROPPED.
I go to youtube, dislike AMV's all day,
Cause I don't want wana see some furry wolf boy touching my Kagome.
NIGGA
Fuck English dubs,
Im up till 2am watching bootleg fansubs.
But on the real, I'm the man. Truly an anime pro.
One day I'll move to japan, then get all the 2d hoes.
But who's the worst? Almost forgot to mention...
Fuck the niggas who don't get off to two dimensions.
Hate on my waifus man, but I don't care cause you're a sucka
Come at me bro, MOE MOE KYUN MOTHAFUKA.
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Notice me
Notice me
Got these kohai bitches sayin "senpai notice me"
Yeah bitch, Yeah bitch, oreimo
Yeah bitch, Yeah bitch, oreimo
Baka gajins, all these baka gaijins
Baka gaijins, still watchin Naruto
Yeah bitch, Yeah bitch, call me eskooz
Man that Ore no Imouto shit is 2 LEWD
I'm an otaku, been that way for a while fool
I'm watchin anime erry single day, man you can't fucks wit my waifu
You haven't heard, Of Lupin the Third?
Got my jimmies stirred, Cause that's just absurd.
Your waifu's hurt, You stupid nerd,
Those drill curls, I don't prefer.
Saw your anime list, now I'm concerned.
Haven't seen Bebop? That shit's unheard.
Still got waifus all over the world,
And Asuka's still best girl.
You say you're otaku, but you haven't seen Champloo?
And yeah menma's cute, but she ain't no Anaru
I fucks wit steins;gate. Best girl? Clearly Kurisu,
Mayuri gangster as fuck, I throw that crip sign and go TUTTURU.
Naruto and bleach, you're still foaming
Over, but that shit's 2 boring
I'm like a wandering ronin
I'll jump all over your shonen
You can call me senpai too, cause yo my taste is the best,
But yo I'll steal your waifu, that bitch is sitting on my desk,
NIGGA
I'm watching shit from '99
Sit down, re-watch Bebop time,
Got a little Corgi named Ein,
Spike Spiegel, Faye Valentine.
Already told you, Cowboy Bebop
Golden Boy, even though it has no plot.
Shinji, get in the FUCKING robot.
Thermal expansion, that shit is so hot.
Yeah I'm watching Evangelion too,
Sorry it's 2deep4u,
But fuck the re-builds, more overinflated than asuka's plugsuit
Anime just ain't the same no more,
FUCK YOU MEAN BODACIOUS PIRATES IN SPACE?
I don't wanna fuck around wit 3D hoes,
ONLY ASUKA ON A BODY PILLOW CASE
kill la kill save anime, Ryuuko and satsuki,
Get hyped every Thursday, Nui -- that's bitch is OP,
But I won't lose my way, No less than 1080p,
catch me eatin croquets, fan service, can't complain.
And yo last I checked you, haven't shown respect to,
Dat kamui senketsu, cause niggas getting recked dude.
And yo I tried, but attack on Titan,
MCs undying, these baka GaijnsG
He says "I like anime", watches Legend of Korra,
Nigga PLEASE, haven't you ever watched Toradora?
My little pony? Oh my GOD. Oh the HORROR,
Please get out of my phase with your euphoric fedora.
Yeah bitch, yeah bitch Oreimo,
I've got good taste, you're still finding Nemo,
Download fansubs every single week
Do you even fucking lift you baka gaijin bitch geek?
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3. |
It's Anime Time
03:40
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Back in the day, DBZ, Gundam wing
Before moeblob trash was running everything
Cartoon Network, Channel 32, adult swim really late
No DVR, I recorded shit on VHS tapes
Ayo, do you remember Inuyasha?
Stuck to English dubs cause importing shit would cost ya.
Uh yeah, no torrents, those English dubs were horrid,
Stuck to shonen jump and toonami cause I was just a poor kid
Sit down kid,It's anime time.
Sit down kid, it's anime time.
Sit down kid, it's anime time.
So now I'm on the microphone and I'm droppin a sick rhyme
Now here's a sad story of rapping weeaboo
I'm half black, I'm not whack, I like chinese cartoons,
Shout out to brennan Williams cause that nigga's really cool
Haven't seen NGE? I'm Mr. T, pity a fool
You need jesus, cause this angel's thesis is so cruel
You're more embarrassing than kintaro swimming in a pool,
Golden Boy, duh. I'm Naota, I love Fooly Cool... y
No more yu-gi-oh, and it's no longer time to duel,
Collected pokemon cards, but never knew the rules.
Imperfect Cell, Ghost in the Shell, that sit is so old school,
Now I'm over 5 foot 8 and I lift weights, watch anime
And now I'm grown and no more shonen, cause that shit is lame
I'm watchin seinen, rozen maiden, that's just one to name
But SnK is pretty gay, unnecessary fame.
I'm super saiyan, you couldn't stop me with a bazooka.
You're just a student kid, I'm onizuka.
Fuck lil wayne, and it's mundane, I'm steady mobbin
Watchin lupin the third and witch hunter robin
Nostalgic feelings got me reeling, now I'm sobbin,
Cause all this good anime that's been forgotten
Back in the day, in the uneventful suburbs,
Toonami every day, be it winter or summer,
Me and my little niggas watchin yu-yu-hakusho,
Tryna teach myself board games -- hikaru no go
Kinda sucked bein the only black kid on the block,
Bein told every single day that I look like Brock.
Opening pokemon packs, charizard, I was praying,
Now I'm hittin up cons muay thai lee sin cosplayin
Sit down kid,It's anime time.
Sit down kid, it's anime time.
Sit down kid, it's anime time.
So now I'm on the microphone and I'm droppin a sick rhyme
School Rumble number one, my nigga harima and tenma,
These days good anime's harder to see than ghosts like menma,
I like characters deep , fan service mild,
50 percent African American child.
I'm one of very, very few who watches anime and lifts,
People say "eskooz yo how do I get fit?" ummmmmmmm......
Well here's my super duper secret magic trick,
Lift weights listening to anime music.
I'm giga drill breaking through this here tribe beat,
Flow smoother than kamina, yours is concrete.
It's eskooz again, lyrics you know I'm reckin,
Spittin words faster than 5 syllables per second,
When I say "new anime sucks", I'm just being facetious
But keep in mind, trash like High School of the Dead exists.
I'm not a total nostalgia fag, new stuff is good,
But don't you talk about K-ON! up in my neighborhood. (cause it sucks)
I'm talkin PSG, Samurai Champloo
Sunflower samurai searchin wit mugen, jin, and fuu
Shiki no uta, battlecry, that song's the best
Greatest OST, RIP Nujabes.
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4. |
Anime Ho
04:13
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They say haruhi’s god, and madoka too,
But I don’t give a fuck, I gave madoka a 2
Out of ten. Ya boy eskooz is back again,
With a steady supply of rhymes for my otaku ningen.
Fuck nostalgia, it ain’t anime time,
Call me hatsune miku nigga cause the world is mine.
Weeaboos front, they say eskooz can’t flow,
But they don’t know that I’ve been spittin since before bouken desho
Desho? And hare hare yukai,
But in your ear, what you hear’s for all my baka hentai.
I’m a half black otaku, waitin for my break through,
Get off the couch, I’m bustin out like nerds fappin to fakku.
You can find me, chillin in my leather computer chair,
Asuka figure on my desk, twin tails and orange hair. (Yeah)
I got kuroneko, of course she’s mad cute
But aint shit compared to asuka in that plug suit
Sit back relax, and load that doujinshi
Just listen to me, nerdcore prodigy.
Hai hai, yall
Racial stereotypes, I defy all.
Bansai yall.
I’m just an oreo who likes 2D hoes.
Let’s go.
Flow sicker, and slicker, than rick- ladi dadi
Eskooz got more hits than shinichiro watanabe,
MAL, view list, edit, add to completed.
(recent) gotta find something new. (Youtube).
Lookin for reviews, “Don’t watch an anime called boku”
I’m lookin for something moe. Lucky star? No way.
10 minute scene of some girl eatin parfaits?
Well, My fetishes aren’t really specific,
I just want Japanese girls addressing me with honorifics.
Or better yet, 2D girl with a seifuku on.
Late for school, toast in the mouth, calling me onii-chan
Or maybe just her and me, under a sakura tree,
And then she confesses, “senpai, please notice me!”
Man forget all these moe stereotypes.
Cause for now I’m still ridin aboard that kill la kill hype.
College? Fuck that, I wanna save the world.
Like inuyasha, and shit, I want an anime girl,
Friend like Fuu, from champloo, I want a pet squirrel,
But for now I’m in the gym doin squats and leg curls
New nerd core rapper, tryna be based like josip.
Call my lyrics wasabi, cause I’m always spittin hot shit
I flow like tsunamis, motherfuckas can’t stop it.
And these other kids trash rap, and errbody drop it.
Hit up that image base, click that thigh high tag.
Don’t forget to select that NSFW flag.
Now my harddrives full, I’m like Satou Tatsuhiro.
Can’t stop thinking about her, she’s in my dreams like Jiro.
My flow is legit, these others niggas is bogus.
You should quit, you’re just a kohai unnoticed.
I’m mixed like Inuyasha, but no half demon,
Mom’s like “go to college”, but I’d rather be a freeman.
Plus I’m still behind on anime from last season,
I can’t lose my way. Do I need any other reason?
I like girls like Misaki, territory absolute.
Makes my heart doki doki, that shit is mad cute.
No girls in my bed, got a daki instead,
told my friend to watch Kill la Kill, this is what he said
I tried man, I tried, but there’s just way too much sex.
Too lewd for me dude, now im feelin perplexed.
I’m like nigga please have you seen the special effects,
And nonon? Shit man, lolita complex.
(I might have one)
Once again, it’s eskooz, get ready for the last verse,
Killing kids with lyrics 2 lewd, you’re gonna need a hearse.
Fuck all the baka gaijins still watchin naruto,
This is for my niggas who want anime hoes.
Watch
As I right click, this here anime chick,
Save it, rename it, another asuka pic.
Ten thousand lolis. UGUU~. In one folder,
No older,I like tsunderes givin me the cold shoulder.
You’ll never see, lame kuuderes,
When clickin through my hentai libraries.
OH MY GOD. KAMISAMA WHY?
Did you let me watch CLANNAD? NOW I WANT TO DIE.
Sorry but every character seems so autistic,
You say that show’s actually deep? Well I must’ve missed it.
When eskooz is comin through, they’re all like “sumimasen”
All these fuckin baka gaijins, I’m a super saiyan.
Kyun! Kyun! And All these moe meidos
Got me spendin all my money when I’m getting paid yo.
E-eto… These niggas beta as fuck,
d-demo. Too bad I ain’t got better luck.
Just call me tachibana, cause my beats are angelic,
Or just call me anohana, cause I’ll leave you in hysterics
Yo, anime all day, thank you so much based NHK
But now I’m drinking some whey, download subs, then hit play.
Eskooz, king of the nerds like Miyamoto,
But fuck video games, I just want an anime ho.
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TSUN-D.E.R.E.
02:42
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Baka baka baaaaka
Verbal abuse from all of these lolis.
Baka baka baaaaka
You know I’m fuckin wit TSUN- D.E.R.E
Doki doki, yeah my heart starts to race
DFC Lolis, blush all over their face
Don’t get the wrong idea baka, I’ve got the purest of tastes.
Harakiri, harakiri, cause my life’s a disgrace
Kirino kousaka, number one little sis
The second child asuka, number one kawaii bitch
Taiga aisaka, sugar waifu is rich
And yo I really hate to mock ya but your waifu is shit
Bitches treatin me real cold, but it don’t bother me,
Cause when their true colors unfold, they’re all lovey dovey
Yeah you know, kirino, best girl no dispute.
Play eroge, all day, imotous are too fucking cute.
I fuck around with meruru, magical girls are the best
Incest, wincest, sorry I must confess.
Lolis, fine by me, except when they all grow up,
Kimochi warui, fuck I’m gonna throw up.
Baka baka baaaaka
Verbal abuse from all of these lolis.
Baka baka baaaaka
You know I’m fuckin wit TSUN- D.E.R.E
Straight off the fucking screens of N.G.E.
Tsundere prototype abusing shinji,
Beta MC, aka child three,
Bitch, you think you can just say things to me?
Red plug suit, fitting skin tight,
Try not to bust a nut, I think I just might.
Asuka’s wrath, yo mad tears start to trickle,
And stop breathing Shinji, that tickles.
If I didn’t mention taiga it’d be blasphemy,
Sword wielding loli bustin through Ryuuji’s balcony,
“Ryuuji’s mine” shit I’m gonna explode,
I’m crying during the Christmas episode.
Fuck NGE and cruel angel’s thesis,
Taiga my waifu, shit I lost my pieces.
But these days anime characters just cant be a
Tsundere without the voice of rie kugimiya.
Hold up, heeeeey.
For the niggas that like derederes,
That shit’s… gaaaaaaaay.
Best girl is always tsundere.
Hold up, heeeeeey.
Baka, don’t misunderstand.
Tsunderes
Are the best girls in all of the land.
MoeEEeeeeE
Cute girls every day.
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6. |
The Motto (3DPD)
03:05
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I’m the king otaku, y’all don’t get it do ya?
Pop a molly, watch some lolis, don’t fuck around with futa.
Glorious Nippon, hit up the motherland
And These otaku worship me like I’m a fuckin Buddha.
gaijins can’t feel my feelings,
Blood’s rushing, got all these crushes on drawings.
Talkin bout cute girls doing cute things,
YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT. Ooh boy, that must sting.
Kimochi, kimochi kimochi
Came a long way since studio ghibli.
Sex jokes: the anime SYD.
Guilty crown my guilty pleasure, got me feeling guilty.
Kuudere, tsundere, shit it doesn’t matter.
I like girls like Anaru, except much flatter.
Finna swing my bat like Naota from FLCL
On that Motoko Kusanagi, Ghost in the Shell.
Don’t need a girl, got an anime wife
You can catch me in my room livin that NEETlife.
Power goes out, fucking disaster.
Seiyuu, no doubt, all these idols I gotta master.
All these feels, all these feels, all these feels
Just a sec yo, Kuroneko, moe appeal.
Best girl never wins, then again, maybe she will
Talkin bout all these girls, but none of them are real. Da fuck?
My waifu’s gotta be
Two dimensional loli
3 D pig disgusting
That’s the motto, 3DPD
And we watchin anime, anime anime,
And you know visual novels, that’s the only thing we play,
Eroge, eroge, up all night, I’m nocturnal,
And you know the bond between me and my waifu is eternal. What’s up.
Eskooz, new school. You’re old school like Atari.
You can call me araragi, watchin Bakemonogatari
Seven, girls in the harem.
But you know the best girl before the second arc’s begun.
Best girl? You already know which,
Staple stable my nigga, I like a tsundere bitch
This song wouldn’t be legit without a bar or,
Two about my waifu Senjougahara.
Neck twisted, Shaft animation
Eskooz got waifus all over the nation.
The tsundere shit she’s sayin is outrageous,
“Stop spitting on me, your virginity is contagious”
Hanekawa, pajama wearin neko,
“I don’t know everything, I just know what I know.”
Monkey girl’s funny, but she’s no shinobu
Hachikuji? GG. Lolis, we got two, uhhh
I’m brushing her teeth and tongue,
Imouto, number one.
Ka mi sa ma arigatou. (eskooz)
Yeah, half black nigga, weeaboo,
If you hate my waifu nigga, fuck you.
For those who don’t know, call me eskooz.
Rei sucks, best girl, Asuka Soryu.
Hat’s back, new track, shit’s tight.
I like a meido with a big rack, that’s right.
Call me onii-san or goshujin-sama,
One day I’ll be livin in the city of Yokohama
Finna hit up Akihabara, catch that bullet train.
I got 200 figures yo, fuck 2 c hainz.
Fuck shonen anime, that shit’s mundane.
I like girls yandere, insane in the membrane. Uhhhh.
Got mail. Amiami, figure, brand new.
Had an Asuka one, shit now I got two.
Eskooz, king otaku, that’s a guarantee.
Nigga you know how I be, I like my girls 2D, what’s up.
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Rule breakers, trouble makers, that’s that shit I don’t like
School code, beast mode, defend it with my own life.
Kyun! Gamagoori.
Kyun! Bringing the glory.
Kyun! Makin this a short story,
Kyun! Before we go to war we:
Gotta get that kamui upgrade, just in time for the tri city raid.
Osaka, Kobe, Kyoto, Kaneo, I’m getting paid.
Manners, my car, they’re perfect
I’m three star, you’re just a pledge.
These plebians all getting rekt
with that Shackle Regalia bondage.
Bad students, that’s that shit I don’t like.
Impudence, that’s that shit I don’t like.
All white everything, that shit’s fly.
Don’t fuck around with the Honnouji Seitokai.
Niggas actin out of line, that’s what I don’t like
Totalitarian, shit call us the Fourth Reich.
I’ve been in charge ever since I was a little tyke,
Rockin that fresh Junktesu EVERYTHING ALL WHITE.
Talkin bout satsuki, erryone’s only wife.
Junketsu, synchronizing with fibers made outta life.
Life fiber override, it’s fittin hella tight.
Trigger, my nigga, fan service you know they do it right.
Lookin alive cause I strive to defeat the nudist beach,
Ten thousand students beneath me clapping after a speech.
Impractical tyrannical mom’s gonna get impeached
Expressin all of these lessons that imma have to teach.
Yeah you know, call me kaicho, cause I’m a fuckin boss.
Effortlessly defeating Ryuuko, man her way got lost.
Number one academy, I’m talkin Honnouji
Ten thousand zero stars all bowin right before my feet.
They’re all respectin me, no one more perfect than me,
Student council president kiryuin satsuki.
Bad students, that’s that shit I don’t like.
Impudence, that’s that shit I don’t like.
All white everything, that shit’s fly.
Don’t fuck around with the Honnouji Seitokai.
Seitokai
Seitokai
Don’t fuck around with the Honnouji Seitokai.
Talkin bout chairwoman of all the non-athletic clubs,
Got better shit to do than watchin over all these scrubs,
You best beware dat pink hair and the fresh top hat
Hearing impaired by the fanfare, got a chest that’s flat.
Everyone’s favorite girl, always looking regal.
Everyone’s favorite girl, cause Nonon’s barely legal.
You can’t fight with Nonon, please get the fuck up out my face.
1 shotting all these plebians errytime I drop dat bass.
All these otaku loving my symphony regalia
DFC loli shit, tiny genitalia.
Recite a Mozart symphony, got a killer sound.
P-p-p-p-pink haired loli, best girl around.
Bad students, that’s that shit I don’t like.
Impudence, that’s that shit I don’t like.
All white everything, that shit’s fly.
Don’t fuck around with the Honnouji Seitokai.
Time for my verse to begin,
I’m a god among men,
senses? I’ve got ten,
Can’t see attacks, but know when,
To attack and defend, men!
Dou! Kote! Your efforts, I’ll commend
But I’ll put your life to an end,
Dou! Kote! Men!
Attacks leave you breathless,
Assault relentless,
I’m master, you’re apprentice.
The kids I’ll be slaying, the blood I’ll be sprayin, sword made out of bamboo,
You cannot fight me, one attack it’s GG, blade regalia MK:II.
And I’m blind but I can still see you,
Three star uniform, goku, there’s no battle I can’t do, I promise.
Bad students, that’s that shit I don’t like.
Impudence, that’s that shit I don’t like.
All white everything, that shit’s fly.
Don’t fuck around with the Honnouji Seitokai.
Yo I’m hackin stocks, yo I’m stackin dollars,
Lookin fresh in them megane and a popped collar.
Can’t comprehend my thoughts, all this data I’ve got,
You try to attack me I’m here oh wait guess what I’m not.
Goku uniform with fresh fur lining,
Just call me Rolex cause yo I got the best timing.
All this data I’m mining, now all these noobs are just whining,
After a battle, catch me reclining, Ryuuko gonna be crying.
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8. |
CUTE GIRLS EVERYDAY
00:01
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9. |
2D Love ft. Nyanners
03:57
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I’ll turn you on,
You’re my onii-chan,
But then the power goes out,
And now I’m gone
Uh, here I am,
Sittin watchin anime,
But one day I’ll be kickin it, straight chillin in Japan,
Akihabara maid café
She wakes me up for school every single day,
She even calls me onii-chan
Bitch please, get the fuck up out my face,
Don’t forget my name is john
Half white, yeah that’s right,
don’t you dare call me that otaku shit.
I’m just kidding baby, let’s not fight,
[but] just call me goshujin….
Sama, baby mama drama,
too bad she isn’t real
So now I’m contemplating this katana,
Seppuku with this samurai steel.
I’ll turn you on,
You’re my onii-chan,
But then the power goes out,
And now I’m gone x2
Yeah, she loves dat ochinchin, she’s my anime queen,
2kawaii4u, hair blonde, eyes blue,
Oh yeah and she’s only 14.
I’m talkin Lolita,
Tsundere, duh,
And yeah she’s so obscene.
And her friends love me, I make ‘em Kimochi
I’m a rap god just like Haruhi
And Kanye West [and Eminem]
But don’t forget,
I’m brolic like Onizuka Eikichi
But then I’ll turn down the brightness,
Forget half white ness,
And I’ll give her that BBC
Yeah, and that’s what I do, anything for my waifu,
But it’s hard to remain faithful thanks to Jacob
And all the doujinshi on fakku.
I like a chest flatter than a tortilla,
You baka, don’t get the wrong idea.
And yeah my waifu, she’s such a diva,
Even got Mario’s goin “mama mia”
In real life she might not be here, but I’ll always be there for her,
Wake up in the morning, hear her voice, and go turn on my monitor. (and she’s like)
I’ll turn you on,
You’re my onii-chan,
But then the power goes out,
And now I’m gone x2
Yeah, I met her in a VN,
Twin tails, hair red like cherry.
But everybody told me that it wouldn’t work out in the end,
Didn’t know she was yandere.
She caught me fappin to some weird doujinshi,
Now my waifu is tryna kill me,
I’m like “I mustn’t run away”, too bad I’m Shinji,
Damn yo, she’s so fucking KAWAII.
No, I don’t fuck around with traps
Katawa Shoujo got me feelin cripple
I cash them checks, I’m making stacks
Bigger than Japanese girls’ nipples
Couldn’t help but laugh at that line,
These anime girls got my blood all rushing,
Have you seen Ryuuko? Dam that bitch is fine,
These 3d girls are just pig disgusting
And even though she ain’t real, I’m cookin her a real nice meal,
She’s so fucking cute, wearin a seifuku that’s white and black with blue and teal
I’m baking a cake, another lonely date, makin a new year’s eve tribute
At my computer, eatin this food, with my one and only waifu.
I’ll turn you on,
You’re my onii-chan,
But then the power goes out,
And now I’m gone x2
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10. |
Crunchy
04:02
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[Intro]:
Yeah. This song is dedicated
To all the AP teachers that told me I’d surely amount to something
To all the people that made fun of me on facebook when I put myself in a relationship with mai waifu haruhi suzumiya
And all the otaku in the struggle
You know what I’m saying?
Nature’s Valley baby baby
[Verse 1]:
It was all a dream,
I used to read Manga Magazines,
Shonen Jump, low resoluti on anime streams.
Watchin dubs, cause I was just a little nub,
Other kids called me a scrub, chill in anime club.
I let the anime play all day,
Forum name “InuyashaXKagome”
Way back, when John Half White was still Half Black,
Still thought Bleach was Whack.
Remember hearin Richie Branson, and Josip on Deck,
Nerdcore on the rise, but we haven’t stopped yet.
So now it’s time to do work, yo I can’t dilly dally,
Spittin rhymes, I’m berserk, guts full of nature valley,
Bars, carbs, metabolize into ATP
When it metastasize imma be screaming “notice me”
Peace to 90s cartoons, Fooly Cooly,
GTO, Totoro, yo NGE.
I’m blowin up, never thought I could,
Flow so natural, you could say it’s like wood.
I’m eatin nature’s valley bars, cause they taste good.
And if you don’t know, now you should, baka
[Hook]:
You know very well
Who you are
You’re my granola
My protein bar
I gotta chew,
Yeah I gotta chew plenty
Anime and nature valley,
Yeah my stomach’s never empty
[Verse 2]:
I made the change from a collegiate Athlete,
To a weeaboo hikikomori NEET,
But now my life’s complete, I play league with my peeps all day,
Spread love it’s the otaku way,
But those breakfast biscuits,
Better than receiving gifts,
Eat a fruit and nut bar every day before I lift,
And with precision, I’m emittin all of these lyrics I’m spittin,
I’m hella swift, killin kids in and out of summoner’s rift.
I felt sicker than taiga dyin from ebola,
Now I’m like “kimochi” cause of this granola
Moe moe kyun, these bars of yogurt,
More moe moe than thigh highs and short skirts.
Lifting weights without fear,
Cause I got the Kill la Kill OST playin in my ear.
Lunches, Brunches, Nature’s valley is nutritious,
Call me Nunu Bot cause all I’m saying is “delicious”.
Stereotypes of a half black male mistunderstood,
Watchin anime cause it’s real good, (it’s all good).
Nature’s valley is the shit.
And if you don’t know, now you should, (baka)
[Hook]
[Verse 3]:
Super Nintendo, sega genesis,
I’M SORRY BUT ONLY 90S KIDS REMEMBER THIS.
Yes, I was joking, those lines were “ Ironic”
Recording those lines caused pain it was chronic,
Pain in my belly, anime on the telly,
Got some yogurt bars nigga, mixed berry,
But man these bars of nuts and fruit,
Got me sayin my granola can’t be this cute.
Time to move on, feel like I’m gonna yawn,
Now my energy is gone, how will I go on…
Eat some granola now I’m john half Kon-the don
Call me yui cause I’m like “jakka jakka jan”
Protein and carbs, What more can I say
Eat 2 bars, I hit my macros for the day
Natural oats, whole grains, that shit cray.
Get a box of trail mix bars, sit down and watch some Anime.
Yeah I like anime and nutrition,
Weeaboo? I’m a living definition.
I’m madoka, lyrical magician.
And if you don’t know, see a dietician, baka
[Hook]
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11. |
3005 (I Will Be 2D)
03:53
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[Hook]:
No matter what they say or what they do,
I’m gonna be a fucking weeaboo
No matter how hard I try, I’m still 3D oh god why,
Just wait till 3005. (I will be, 2D)
[Verse 1]:
I'm next gen homie, you're AM radio
playing league, still rocking that 10-0 kill death ratio
But I'm just a mortal man like horatio,
Can you blame me for wanting that double loli fellatio?
I’M JUST KIDDING I DON’T CONDONE PEDOPHILIA.
AND SINCE WE TALKIN SHAKESPEARE SHOUT OUT TO MY GIRL OPHELIA
SINCE WE TALKING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS SHOUT OUT TO IRELIA
Shit… I need another rhyme.. uhhhh “E-O-SINOPHILIA”
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? BAKA, WHAT DOES IT EVEN MATTER?
CAUSE LIKE TORTILLAS I STILL LIKE GIRLS CHESTS COMPARTIVELY FLATTER
Shush, quiet down kids, what’s with all the chatter?
Real life girls vs. anime? Hmm, I’ll always choose the latter.
That’s not fair, that’s neither right nor nice.
Shout out to Hirasawa Yui “no lice, no life”
Life? I take mine, no spice, in a splice or a slice,
Not a steak, slice of cake, sorry baka that’s my vice.
Always use protection. That’s advice.
iPhone6 plus. That’s a device.
$849.99 that’s precise.
iPhone6 plus. That’s overpriced.
Ooooooooooh, if I don’t rhyme in Japanese, then no one’s listening
Biggie Smalls said he’s smacking babies up at their christening
Well I’m smacking nerds, building PCS, hard drive partitioning
And playing league raging at our ADC’s bad positioning.
[Hook]
[Verse 2]:
One role no joke I’ve been typecasted and it’s fucking pathetic
Eskooz, my dude how you rap so fast yo I guess it’s genetic
Don’t drink alcohol at all cause that shit is a diuretic
But occasionally I will drink tea cause it makes me feel energetic
I’m staying under the radar too long just like arietty
Okay, I’m jaded and underrated my spirit has faded
Away, pop quiz who said this shit zyzz did we’re all gonna make it
One day, I’ll be a cosplaying rapper call me john half naked
AKA, eskooz – that weeb
Who raps, black sheep.
Your taste, is shit pleb.
Kumin, she sleep.
My flow – is the shit.
Your flow – is just shit.
That adjective.
Is quite, legit.
just said the word “shit” twice, it had opposite meanings
Gonna change my last name to rice cause I give this track a beating.
Gonna start sumo wrestling cause yo I’m always fucking eating,
Gonna start an anime blog, all these shows that I’m completing
But my allusions to anime are frequently satirical,
I’m just like nanoha baka I’m feeling so lyrical
Virgil said “I’m thinking relative”, homie I’m thinking spherical
I want an anime girl, but that requires a miracle : (
Feminist frequency infuriating mental image
Anti-anita kickstarter, money, I’d gladly give it.
All this hate, internet debate, you can call it a scrimmage
Whip out my dick, put it in Anita’s face “bitch check my fucking privilege”
[Hook]
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