[HOOK]:
Taymoo, mitch is 1% for cdew,
but he’s 99% for you, It’s true,
Do you still have love for mitch?
TAYLOOOOR, please love mitch don’t make him sad,
Would you love him if he was bad? Not glad?
Would you still have love for mitch?

[Verse 1]:
I know your love for him was probly short, it came and went,
But can you keep the dream alive despite that 1%
You should date mitch, he’s truly rank 1 Gentleman
Fuck a wedding ring he’ll buy you cake from Entenmann’s
He’s lookin for love like I’m lookin for mankrik’s wife.
you’re the raid boss he’s been tryna slay his whole life,
But every time he tries to spit game he always wipes,
Do you cry inside evry time he calls you on skype?

Mitch’s tired of goin solo, he’s looking for more,
He’ll take you to see lady gaga down in darkshore,
And swifty’s custom razer naga, it could be yours.
What are you waiting for? the molten core he knows the lore.
I know you and mitch are still in the awkward flirty sage,
Will you ascend again girl pop that shamanistic rage.
Will you bend over for a bit and pop that disengage?
How old are you? 19 hmm that’s a good age.
The first date awkward as fuck, you tried to meet up in the shrine.
Girl you can wine and dine with swine till nine in silverpine
Would you do transmog runs down in caverns of time?
Fuck a side quest you’re the main storyline
[HOOK]

[Verse 2]:
Did you forget he’s a glad, tyrannical and grievous?
I got an idea and trust me taymoo this one’s genius
There’s this incredible mount, no one has ever seen it.
Imagine riding on top of mitch jones’s baby penis.
Having mitch in your life is good, girl I got proof
First date, donations and views they went through the roof
I got a serious question, and please tell the truth,
Do you take it up the butt like brewmaster boof?
JK don’t answer that I know that questions really heinous.
Boofing is slang meaning consuming things right through your anus.
But disregard that 1%, forget mitch’s gayness,
Would you date him knowing that he’s internet famous?
Watching him spit game makes me wish I was dead in hell,
One date, suddenly he wants to meet you IRL
Imma say this right now taymoo, I’ll be honest,
Mitch jones is hooked on you just like abdou is hooked on phonics
Hand in hand through the dark portal, to shattrath,
Would you see goldshire, admire all the cows and grass?
Would you prefer a fire mage poppin a pyroblast?
I think that’s enough questions that I’ve asked (let’s hear that hook again)
[HOOK]

[Verse 2]:
I watch you stream you’re rockin cow suits
And I don’t blame you mitch dam that girl is hella cute,
Relationship had windows update now gotta reboot
Then you can show him you know how to play a skin flute
Believe me, dating mitch jones is low risk,
He wouldn’t hurt a fly poppin that there destructo disk.
When it comes to talkin to grills, I know he’s not slick
But he could teach you PVP skills, real quick.
When it comes to arena, he’s still high ranked
But will you protect mitch if he ever got ganked?
If you do, you’ll get thanked and spanked in his garrison,
Would you let him break your wep like his name’s Harrison?
Harrison ditch jones, that’s a 5 drop.
He’ll teach you how to ride faster, he’s got a riding crop
Watchmeblink in cata, mitch jones of mop
the law is now digging ditches, and but I promise he’ll stop
He’ll take you out for a tour of boars in orgrimmar,
Wanna get stoned in stonard you don’t have to travel far.
He makes portals who cares if he’s got a nice car
Or you can stare up at the stars up out in gromgar.
Mitch will help you hunt treasures, camp rare spawns
Awkward skype calls all the way from sunset till dawn.
He’s rank 1 but talkin to you is still really hard,
He tries to sheep you, but it’s comin out triple DR
Taymoo he needs you just like a warlock needs soul shards,
Will you hop up in his rocket, and look at the stars?
Right now he needs you, he’s stranded out in the great sea
believe in mitch and taymoo lemme hear you TWITCH TV I SAID