I’ll turn you on,
You’re my onii-chan,
But then the power goes out,
And now I’m gone

Uh, here I am,
Sittin watchin anime,
But one day I’ll be kickin it, straight chillin in Japan,
Akihabara maid café
She wakes me up for school every single day,
She even calls me onii-chan
Bitch please, get the fuck up out my face,
Don’t forget my name is john
Half white, yeah that’s right,
don’t you dare call me that otaku shit.
I’m just kidding baby, let’s not fight,
[but] just call me goshujin….
Sama, baby mama drama,
too bad she isn’t real
So now I’m contemplating this katana,
Seppuku with this samurai steel.

I’ll turn you on,
You’re my onii-chan,
But then the power goes out,
And now I’m gone x2

Yeah, she loves dat ochinchin, she’s my anime queen,
2kawaii4u, hair blonde, eyes blue,
Oh yeah and she’s only 14.
I’m talkin Lolita,
Tsundere, duh,
And yeah she’s so obscene.
And her friends love me, I make ‘em Kimochi
I’m a rap god just like Haruhi
And Kanye West [and Eminem]
But don’t forget,
I’m brolic like Onizuka Eikichi
But then I’ll turn down the brightness,
Forget half white ness,
And I’ll give her that BBC
Yeah, and that’s what I do, anything for my waifu,
But it’s hard to remain faithful thanks to Jacob
And all the doujinshi on fakku.
I like a chest flatter than a tortilla,
You baka, don’t get the wrong idea.
And yeah my waifu, she’s such a diva,
Even got Mario’s goin “mama mia”
In real life she might not be here, but I’ll always be there for her,
Wake up in the morning, hear her voice, and go turn on my monitor. (and she’s like)
I’ll turn you on,
You’re my onii-chan,
But then the power goes out,
And now I’m gone x2

Yeah, I met her in a VN,
Twin tails, hair red like cherry.
But everybody told me that it wouldn’t work out in the end,
Didn’t know she was yandere.
She caught me fappin to some weird doujinshi,
Now my waifu is tryna kill me,
I’m like “I mustn’t run away”, too bad I’m Shinji,
Damn yo, she’s so fucking KAWAII.
No, I don’t fuck around with traps
Katawa Shoujo got me feelin cripple
I cash them checks, I’m making stacks
Bigger than Japanese girls’ nipples
Couldn’t help but laugh at that line,
These anime girls got my blood all rushing,
Have you seen Ryuuko? Dam that bitch is fine,
These 3d girls are just pig disgusting
And even though she ain’t real, I’m cookin her a real nice meal,
She’s so fucking cute, wearin a seifuku that’s white and black with blue and teal
I’m baking a cake, another lonely date, makin a new year’s eve tribute
At my computer, eatin this food, with my one and only waifu.

I’ll turn you on,
You’re my onii-chan,
But then the power goes out,
And now I’m gone x2