[Hook]:
No matter what they say or what they do,
I’m gonna be a fucking weeaboo
No matter how hard I try, I’m still 3D oh god why,
Just wait till 3005. (I will be, 2D)

[Verse 1]:
I'm next gen homie, you're AM radio
playing league, still rocking that 10-0 kill death ratio
But I'm just a mortal man like horatio,
Can you blame me for wanting that double loli fellatio?
I’M JUST KIDDING I DON’T CONDONE PEDOPHILIA.
AND SINCE WE TALKIN SHAKESPEARE SHOUT OUT TO MY GIRL OPHELIA
SINCE WE TALKING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS SHOUT OUT TO IRELIA
Shit… I need another rhyme.. uhhhh “E-O-SINOPHILIA”
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? BAKA, WHAT DOES IT EVEN MATTER?
CAUSE LIKE TORTILLAS I STILL LIKE GIRLS CHESTS COMPARTIVELY FLATTER
Shush, quiet down kids, what’s with all the chatter?
Real life girls vs. anime? Hmm, I’ll always choose the latter.
That’s not fair, that’s neither right nor nice.
Shout out to Hirasawa Yui “no lice, no life”
Life? I take mine, no spice, in a splice or a slice,
Not a steak, slice of cake, sorry baka that’s my vice.
Always use protection. That’s advice.
iPhone6 plus. That’s a device.
$849.99 that’s precise.
iPhone6 plus. That’s overpriced.
Ooooooooooh, if I don’t rhyme in Japanese, then no one’s listening
Biggie Smalls said he’s smacking babies up at their christening
Well I’m smacking nerds, building PCS, hard drive partitioning
And playing league raging at our ADC’s bad positioning.

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[Verse 2]:
One role no joke I’ve been typecasted and it’s fucking pathetic
Eskooz, my dude how you rap so fast yo I guess it’s genetic
Don’t drink alcohol at all cause that shit is a diuretic
But occasionally I will drink tea cause it makes me feel energetic
I’m staying under the radar too long just like arietty
Okay, I’m jaded and underrated my spirit has faded
Away, pop quiz who said this shit zyzz did we’re all gonna make it
One day, I’ll be a cosplaying rapper call me john half naked
AKA, eskooz – that weeb
Who raps, black sheep.
Your taste, is shit pleb.
Kumin, she sleep.
My flow – is the shit.
Your flow – is just shit.
That adjective.
Is quite, legit.
just said the word “shit” twice, it had opposite meanings
Gonna change my last name to rice cause I give this track a beating.
Gonna start sumo wrestling cause yo I’m always fucking eating,
Gonna start an anime blog, all these shows that I’m completing
But my allusions to anime are frequently satirical,
I’m just like nanoha baka I’m feeling so lyrical
Virgil said “I’m thinking relative”, homie I’m thinking spherical
I want an anime girl, but that requires a miracle : (
Feminist frequency infuriating mental image
Anti-anita kickstarter, money, I’d gladly give it.
All this hate, internet debate, you can call it a scrimmage
Whip out my dick, put it in Anita’s face “bitch check my fucking privilege”

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