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Anime Ho

from Half Black, All Weeb by esKooZ

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Another favorite of mine. It was a longer project and harder to write because there's no hook really, so it's just BARS ON BARS NIGGA. Took forever to write and record. Original is "Scenario" by A Tribe Called Quest

lyrics

They say haruhi’s god, and madoka too,
But I don’t give a fuck, I gave madoka a 2
Out of ten. Ya boy eskooz is back again,
With a steady supply of rhymes for my otaku ningen.
Fuck nostalgia, it ain’t anime time,
Call me hatsune miku nigga cause the world is mine.
Weeaboos front, they say eskooz can’t flow,
But they don’t know that I’ve been spittin since before bouken desho
Desho? And hare hare yukai,
But in your ear, what you hear’s for all my baka hentai.
I’m a half black otaku, waitin for my break through,
Get off the couch, I’m bustin out like nerds fappin to fakku.
You can find me, chillin in my leather computer chair,
Asuka figure on my desk, twin tails and orange hair. (Yeah)
I got kuroneko, of course she’s mad cute
But aint shit compared to asuka in that plug suit
Sit back relax, and load that doujinshi
Just listen to me, nerdcore prodigy.

Hai hai, yall
Racial stereotypes, I defy all.
Bansai yall.
I’m just an oreo who likes 2D hoes.
Let’s go.
Flow sicker, and slicker, than rick- ladi dadi
Eskooz got more hits than shinichiro watanabe,
MAL, view list, edit, add to completed.
(recent) gotta find something new. (Youtube).
Lookin for reviews, “Don’t watch an anime called boku”
I’m lookin for something moe. Lucky star? No way.
10 minute scene of some girl eatin parfaits?
Well, My fetishes aren’t really specific,
I just want Japanese girls addressing me with honorifics.
Or better yet, 2D girl with a seifuku on.
Late for school, toast in the mouth, calling me onii-chan
Or maybe just her and me, under a sakura tree,
And then she confesses, “senpai, please notice me!”
Man forget all these moe stereotypes.
Cause for now I’m still ridin aboard that kill la kill hype.

College? Fuck that, I wanna save the world.
Like inuyasha, and shit, I want an anime girl,
Friend like Fuu, from champloo, I want a pet squirrel,
But for now I’m in the gym doin squats and leg curls
New nerd core rapper, tryna be based like josip.
Call my lyrics wasabi, cause I’m always spittin hot shit
I flow like tsunamis, motherfuckas can’t stop it.
And these other kids trash rap, and errbody drop it.
Hit up that image base, click that thigh high tag.
Don’t forget to select that NSFW flag.
Now my harddrives full, I’m like Satou Tatsuhiro.
Can’t stop thinking about her, she’s in my dreams like Jiro.
My flow is legit, these others niggas is bogus.
You should quit, you’re just a kohai unnoticed.

I’m mixed like Inuyasha, but no half demon,
Mom’s like “go to college”, but I’d rather be a freeman.
Plus I’m still behind on anime from last season,
I can’t lose my way. Do I need any other reason?
I like girls like Misaki, territory absolute.
Makes my heart doki doki, that shit is mad cute.
No girls in my bed, got a daki instead,
told my friend to watch Kill la Kill, this is what he said

I tried man, I tried, but there’s just way too much sex.
Too lewd for me dude, now im feelin perplexed.
I’m like nigga please have you seen the special effects,
And nonon? Shit man, lolita complex.
(I might have one)

Once again, it’s eskooz, get ready for the last verse,
Killing kids with lyrics 2 lewd, you’re gonna need a hearse.
Fuck all the baka gaijins still watchin naruto,
This is for my niggas who want anime hoes.
Watch
As I right click, this here anime chick,
Save it, rename it, another asuka pic.
Ten thousand lolis. UGUU~. In one folder,
No older,I like tsunderes givin me the cold shoulder.
You’ll never see, lame kuuderes,
When clickin through my hentai libraries.
OH MY GOD. KAMISAMA WHY?
Did you let me watch CLANNAD? NOW I WANT TO DIE.
Sorry but every character seems so autistic,
You say that show’s actually deep? Well I must’ve missed it.
When eskooz is comin through, they’re all like “sumimasen”
All these fuckin baka gaijins, I’m a super saiyan.
Kyun! Kyun! And All these moe meidos
Got me spendin all my money when I’m getting paid yo.
E-eto… These niggas beta as fuck,
d-demo. Too bad I ain’t got better luck.
Just call me tachibana, cause my beats are angelic,
Or just call me anohana, cause I’ll leave you in hysterics
Yo, anime all day, thank you so much based NHK
But now I’m drinking some whey, download subs, then hit play.
Eskooz, king of the nerds like Miyamoto,
But fuck video games, I just want an anime ho.

credits

from Half Black, All Weeb, released February 28, 2014

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