[Intro]:
Yeah. This song is dedicated
To all the AP teachers that told me I’d surely amount to something
To all the people that made fun of me on facebook when I put myself in a relationship with mai waifu haruhi suzumiya
And all the otaku in the struggle
You know what I’m saying?
Nature’s Valley baby baby

[Verse 1]:
It was all a dream,
I used to read Manga Magazines,
Shonen Jump, low resoluti on anime streams.
Watchin dubs, cause I was just a little nub,
Other kids called me a scrub, chill in anime club.
I let the anime play all day,
Forum name “InuyashaXKagome”
Way back, when John Half White was still Half Black,
Still thought Bleach was Whack.
Remember hearin Richie Branson, and Josip on Deck,
Nerdcore on the rise, but we haven’t stopped yet.
So now it’s time to do work, yo I can’t dilly dally,
Spittin rhymes, I’m berserk, guts full of nature valley,
Bars, carbs, metabolize into ATP
When it metastasize imma be screaming “notice me”
Peace to 90s cartoons, Fooly Cooly,
GTO, Totoro, yo NGE.
I’m blowin up, never thought I could,
Flow so natural, you could say it’s like wood.
I’m eatin nature’s valley bars, cause they taste good.
And if you don’t know, now you should, baka

[Hook]:
You know very well
Who you are
You’re my granola
My protein bar
I gotta chew,
Yeah I gotta chew plenty
Anime and nature valley,
Yeah my stomach’s never empty

[Verse 2]:
I made the change from a collegiate Athlete,
To a weeaboo hikikomori NEET,
But now my life’s complete, I play league with my peeps all day,
Spread love it’s the otaku way,
But those breakfast biscuits,
Better than receiving gifts,
Eat a fruit and nut bar every day before I lift,
And with precision, I’m emittin all of these lyrics I’m spittin,
I’m hella swift, killin kids in and out of summoner’s rift.
I felt sicker than taiga dyin from ebola,
Now I’m like “kimochi” cause of this granola
Moe moe kyun, these bars of yogurt,
More moe moe than thigh highs and short skirts.
Lifting weights without fear,
Cause I got the Kill la Kill OST playin in my ear.
Lunches, Brunches, Nature’s valley is nutritious,
Call me Nunu Bot cause all I’m saying is “delicious”.
Stereotypes of a half black male mistunderstood,
Watchin anime cause it’s real good, (it’s all good).
Nature’s valley is the shit.
And if you don’t know, now you should, (baka)

[Hook]

[Verse 3]:
Super Nintendo, sega genesis,
I’M SORRY BUT ONLY 90S KIDS REMEMBER THIS.
Yes, I was joking, those lines were “ Ironic”
Recording those lines caused pain it was chronic,
Pain in my belly, anime on the telly,
Got some yogurt bars nigga, mixed berry,
But man these bars of nuts and fruit,
Got me sayin my granola can’t be this cute.
Time to move on, feel like I’m gonna yawn,
Now my energy is gone, how will I go on…
Eat some granola now I’m john half Kon-the don
Call me yui cause I’m like “jakka jakka jan”
Protein and carbs, What more can I say
Eat 2 bars, I hit my macros for the day
Natural oats, whole grains, that shit cray.
Get a box of trail mix bars, sit down and watch some Anime.
Yeah I like anime and nutrition,
Weeaboo? I’m a living definition.
I’m madoka, lyrical magician.
And if you don’t know, see a dietician, baka

[Hook]