I’m the king otaku, y’all don’t get it do ya?
Pop a molly, watch some lolis, don’t fuck around with futa.
Glorious Nippon, hit up the motherland
And These otaku worship me like I’m a fuckin Buddha.
gaijins can’t feel my feelings,
Blood’s rushing, got all these crushes on drawings.
Talkin bout cute girls doing cute things,
YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT. Ooh boy, that must sting.
Kimochi, kimochi kimochi
Came a long way since studio ghibli.
Sex jokes: the anime SYD.
Guilty crown my guilty pleasure, got me feeling guilty.
Kuudere, tsundere, shit it doesn’t matter.
I like girls like Anaru, except much flatter.
Finna swing my bat like Naota from FLCL
On that Motoko Kusanagi, Ghost in the Shell.
Don’t need a girl, got an anime wife
You can catch me in my room livin that NEETlife.
Power goes out, fucking disaster.
Seiyuu, no doubt, all these idols I gotta master.
All these feels, all these feels, all these feels
Just a sec yo, Kuroneko, moe appeal.
Best girl never wins, then again, maybe she will
Talkin bout all these girls, but none of them are real. Da fuck?

My waifu’s gotta be
Two dimensional loli
3 D pig disgusting
That’s the motto, 3DPD
And we watchin anime, anime anime,
And you know visual novels, that’s the only thing we play,
Eroge, eroge, up all night, I’m nocturnal,
And you know the bond between me and my waifu is eternal. What’s up.

Eskooz, new school. You’re old school like Atari.
You can call me araragi, watchin Bakemonogatari
Seven, girls in the harem.
But you know the best girl before the second arc’s begun.
Best girl? You already know which,
Staple stable my nigga, I like a tsundere bitch
This song wouldn’t be legit without a bar or,
Two about my waifu Senjougahara.
Neck twisted, Shaft animation
Eskooz got waifus all over the nation.
The tsundere shit she’s sayin is outrageous,
“Stop spitting on me, your virginity is contagious”
Hanekawa, pajama wearin neko,
“I don’t know everything, I just know what I know.”
Monkey girl’s funny, but she’s no shinobu
Hachikuji? GG. Lolis, we got two, uhhh

I’m brushing her teeth and tongue,
Imouto, number one.
Ka mi sa ma arigatou. (eskooz)

Yeah, half black nigga, weeaboo,
If you hate my waifu nigga, fuck you.
For those who don’t know, call me eskooz.
Rei sucks, best girl, Asuka Soryu.
Hat’s back, new track, shit’s tight.
I like a meido with a big rack, that’s right.
Call me onii-san or goshujin-sama,
One day I’ll be livin in the city of Yokohama
Finna hit up Akihabara, catch that bullet train.
I got 200 figures yo, fuck 2 c hainz.
Fuck shonen anime, that shit’s mundane.
I like girls yandere, insane in the membrane. Uhhhh.
Got mail. Amiami, figure, brand new.
Had an Asuka one, shit now I got two.
Eskooz, king otaku, that’s a guarantee.
Nigga you know how I be, I like my girls 2D, what’s up.