Got Madoka-
And Haruhi Suzumiya-
Hey Dokuro-chan,
I'll be your Onii-san.
I'm countin all,
The days until comic-con,
You know who we are,
We got waifus all over the world.
So many waifus dawg, it's only right that I show you what it's like to be me,
I've got more figurines than you could ever imagine, but when I see a girl I like I walk up to the store clerk and I'm like:

Hello sir, how you doin?
This is the figure that I'm really pursuin,
And I would love to buy her, how much do I have to pay,
I'm gonna put it her on my desk and fap to her every day.
Every man's got a unique concept of beauty --
You like a girl with a booty? Well I like a girl that are 2D.
Blue hair, short skirt, they never say no to me,
I think you'll agree they're so fucking kawaii.
Vagina?, I'm a vegetarian, oh well,
3D radiates that nauseating fish taco smell,
Those guys they be wishin of kissing and being a loving man-
But man I'm just sittin teeth grinning bro I just use my hand.
You should come into my weeaboo den,
New oreimo figurine, got it for 2000 yen.
And you should see the look in my eyes,
When I see my waifu wearin pink striped thigh highs.

And I'm a loli kinda guy as far as fetishes go,
With a beard that stretches down from my neck to my toes.
It's not unusual to hear that I'm weird,
Cause I talk to my figurines and like to comb my neck beard.
So what I've never had sex?
Been in tons of relationships, never had an ex.
When you see my wall scrolls man, please don't pout,
I've mastered all the dating sims, every single route.
KS? Yeah the best, 50 days /played,
I'm a master of crippled girls, eventually I'll get laid.
J List .com, Hobby search isn't bad
Amiami's got plenty of those Oppai mouse pads.
But you know I can't sleep at night
Without my dakimakura nigga it just ain't right
Going outside? Yeah that really isn't fun,
I don't need the sun; my computer's got a 2D one.

I'm a neet who's got garbage his over his floor
But My Anime List is perfect, probably better than yours.
I'm the number one elitist, kid you can't touch me.
You like K-ON? PLEASE, gave that shit a three...
My tastes are superior, critiques won't stop.
Your favorite anime? Saw the first episode and then DROPPED.
I go to youtube, dislike AMV's all day,
Cause I don't want wana see some furry wolf boy touching my Kagome.
NIGGA
Fuck English dubs,
Im up till 2am watching bootleg fansubs.
But on the real, I'm the man. Truly an anime pro.
One day I'll move to japan, then get all the 2d hoes.
But who's the worst? Almost forgot to mention...
Fuck the niggas who don't get off to two dimensions.
Hate on my waifus man, but I don't care cause you're a sucka
Come at me bro, MOE MOE KYUN MOTHAFUKA.