[Intro]:
Yuri got me up all night, fappin to these doujinshi
Yuri got me up all night, rappin just like tunechi
Yuri got me up all night, fappin till I’m like kimochi
Yuri got me up all night, mikuru x haruhi
Yuri got me up all night, fappin to these doujinshi
Yuri got me up all night, rappin just like tunechi
Yuri got me up all night, fappin till I’m like kimochi
Yuri got me up all night, yuri got me up all night

[Verse 1]:
I remember when I saw sono hanabira
I thought to myself damn man, how could I be a
Pedophile, man these childs, DFC Lolita
It’s a race – I’m finishin fast like a cheetah
But what a nigga do?
Nuttin but pantsu.
They say “senpai uguu”
They say “itai iku”
Underaged anime – feels wrong uh.
Can’t resist this hentai manga
Loli, serafuku, hair blond uh
damsel in distress call me king kong yuh
that’s how it’s gonna be, only doujinshi I see is yuri.
Call a grand jury, fappin with fury.
Forget about okaa-san I wanna do her daughter
Scratch that, they can do each other cause that’s hotter.
Okaa-san can role play, pretend to be a doctor,
Eat the box, itadakimasu, like it’s an honor.

[Pre-chorus]:
Madoka, Homura. OTP so tragic.
Hit up fakku, type madoka – them girls is magic.
Sailor Neptune, Sailor Uranus – that’s yuri OG.
No chocolate, I like it vanilla. No chicks wit dicks, no futanari.

[Hook]:
Yuri, yuri, yuri – it’s got me up all night
Yuri, yuri, yuri – fappin to these doujinshi
Yuri, yuri, yuri – it’s got me up all night
Yuri, yuri, yuri – it’s got me up all night

[Verse 2]:
I’m talkin anime girls with disabilities
I Tell a hentai bitch “take responsibility”
Yuri girls scissor. Hip mobility.
Don’t give a fuck about their incompatability.
Don’t care if anime girls lacking in fertility.
Cause contraceptives always lack in durability.
Anime girls #1 desirability,
Fakku causing yuri manga availability.
School girls in short skirts, go together like ernie and bert
I’m a pervert watching yuris hurt until they squirt,
When I finish, I watch seconds I call it dess ert
Who cares if they don’t have a penis that they can insert?
If I were anime, you know I’d be a dumb flirt.
Idolmaster orgy? Heh, that’s a cumcert.
Look up to kamina, he look down from above
I just wanna watch Nia and Yoko make love.

[Pre-chorus]
[Hook]

[Outro] (x2):
Otaku rap king, baka this my throne.
Could make it rain with all this hentai I own.
They got me saying yabadabadoo like I’m fred flintstone,
Only thing that I do, is watch yuri at home
All these yuri girls brusing their hip bones,
All these yuri girls kimochi lewd moans,
Don’t give a fuck if she’s a loli or if she’s grown.
Not straight, wait – this a no dick zone.